C Programming for LOVE

C Programming for LOVE

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute  beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute   )
   line++;
while( !reply )
{

     printf("I Love U");

   scanf("100%",&reply);

}

if(reply == "GAALI")
   main();  /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply ==  "SANDAL ")
 exit(1);

else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
   lover =Cute ;
   love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
    food++;
    smile++;
   pay->money = lover->money;
   return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
    watch++;
    if(intermission)
   {
    coke++;
    Popecorn++;

   }
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
   for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
       kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
  goto pub;

pub:
{
  friends++;
  party++;
  booze++;
  smoke++;

  if(pub.close())
  {
    pay->bill;
    come->out;
  }
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
   goto friendsroom;
else
{
  sweetpan++;
  polo++;
  goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
  goto sleep;
}

home:
{
  if(mom.shouts())
  {
    reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||
friendsbday);
   say->reason;
  }
  if(dad.shouts())
          shut->yourmouth;

  call->lover;
  if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
  {
     hang++;
  }
  else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
  {
    for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
    {
    say->ILuvU;
    scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already
stored in reply */
    }
  }
  goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
  *(dream)=love;
}
}