why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.
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A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why?
He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar raha hai.
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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki,
Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola "Jaldi Jaldi pee." Wife Boli "Kyu ?"
Sardar Bola " Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00."
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends :
" I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney."
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Sardar to Salesman, " I Need Pink curtains for my computer."
Salesman : "Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains."
Sardarji : "Oye i have windows installed."
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Nurse: "Sardarji, Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!"
Sardar : "Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!"
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've beenpromoted as branch manager."
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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the bus he was driving..
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...
---To avoid side effect!!!
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Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
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IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....
Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab kehte ho gita pe haath rakho.....
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my no,
She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card.
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To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.
***************************************************** ************
A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why?
He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar raha hai.
**************************************************************
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki,
Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola "Jaldi Jaldi pee." Wife Boli "Kyu ?"
Sardar Bola " Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00."
*************************************************************
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends :
" I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney."
*************************************************************
Sardar to Salesman, " I Need Pink curtains for my computer."
Salesman : "Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains."
Sardarji : "Oye i have windows installed."
***********************************************************************
Nurse: "Sardarji, Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!"
Sardar : "Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!"
***********************************************************************
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
***********************************************************************
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
***********************************************************************
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've beenpromoted as branch manager."
***********************************************************************
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
***********************************************************************
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
***********************************************************************
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
***********************************************************************
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
***********************************************************************
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
***********************************************************************
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the bus he was driving..
***********************************************************************
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
***********************************************************************
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
***********************************************************************
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
***********************************************************************
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...
---To avoid side effect!!!
***********************************************************************
Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
***********************************************************************
IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....
Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab kehte ho gita pe haath rakho.....
***********************************************************************
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my no,
She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card.
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