Few more jokes for you

1)      Tax return form has been sent back 

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for "Number of dependents on you?". 

I replied : 65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 
2.1 million illegal Immigrants, 
9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, 
and above all 769 Idiots in parliament. 

They said this was not an acceptable answer ..!! 

I am still wondering... Who the hell did I miss out ?

2)      Sonia Gandhi : I am bored, message me few jokes. 
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Manmohan Singh: Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking some imp decisions. 

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Sonia : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more....

3)      A very famous saying. 

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Emotions can disturb your life, If they are without ''E''........