Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a smart two-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court.
Pleased with his lot, Bill Gates settles in his after life.
One day he is out walking and he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit.
“ That’s really nice!!”. “Where did u get it from?”.
“Actually,” says the man
“ I have 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yatch, a golf course and four Rolls Royce”.
“Wow, were u a priest or a doctor healing the sick?” asks Bill.
“NO, I was the captain of the TITANIC”.
Bill storms off to see Saint Peter.
“How come the captain of the sunken ship gets all that while I,
the inventor of Windows operating system, gets a crummy little house?”, he asks.
“ Well we use windows too,” says Saint Peter.
“ And the TITANIC only crashed once”.
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