Wednesday, 31 July 2013

The famous Sardarji Jokes: A nice collection

why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?  To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.  ***************************************************** ************  A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why?  He says mera to Airtel...
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Tuesday, 30 July 2013

"Think of someone": good one

Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion. Today...
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Monday, 29 July 2013

Sardarji and Bill Clinton in US

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton. Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest. Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it. Bill: more...more...more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet. Bill: So now, try to search something. Sardarji:...
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"Join the queue" : A nice short story

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.  Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.  Behind him was a queue of 200 men...
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Gabbar ke Raaj Me IT

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya". Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software...
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Friday, 26 July 2013

Morning Enjoyment

1. When I see the sun I see you.     When I see the moon I see you.     When I see the stars I see you.     When I see the sea I see you.     are bhai hut mere raste se ,      you are blocking my view. 2.  I wanna marry u,  plz...
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Thursday, 25 July 2013

Few quotes related to "WIFE"

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.  That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.  David Bissonette  When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.  Sacha Guitry  After marriage, husband and wife...
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Kuch sher aapke liye

Nafrat  thi meri zindagi se to ulfat kyon ki, dena tha zehar to mohabbat kyon ki, dete  ho zehar to kehte ho pina hoga, pita hu zehar to kehte ho jeena hoga…………..   Chahkar bhi juda na reh sakogey, Roothkar bhi khafaa na reh sakogey, Hum dosti hi kuch aise nibhaayenge, Ki hamaare bina...
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Tuesday, 23 July 2013

True Fact about your salary

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"Lower Your Cholesterol"-Ten ways to get the numbers down.

No doubt you've heard it a thousand times by now: Heart disease is the number one killer among both men and women. And about half of all adults in America have cholesterol levels that are too high--which means there's a good chance yours are. If you haven't had them checked lately, don't ignore it...
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Monday, 22 July 2013

Proposing a Girl: the MNC Ways

Wanna to propose a girl/boy? Just do it - Nike.  * Before going to propose a girl/ boy Believe in the best - BPL. * If u r hesitating before proposing a girl/ boy Vicks ki goli khao khich khich dur karo - Vicks. * You r going to propose a girl/ boy then the chances are 50-50 - Britaina *...
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the most beautiful one liners for you..

Too good one liners Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.   The road to success…….. is always under construction. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. In order to get...
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Friday, 19 July 2013

"Criteria for separating abnormal"...Nice 1..

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.  "Well," said the Director, "after we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and  ask the patient to empty the...
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Thursday, 18 July 2013

"What do you make Mr. CEO?" A Speech by a School principal

From A School Principal's speech at a graduation.. He said  "The Doctor wants his child to become a doctor.........  the Engineer wants his child to become an engineer...... The Businessman wants his ward to become CEO..... BUT a teacher also wants his child to become one of them,...
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Just for fun

1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.    2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"  It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself"...
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Perfect Answer: Too Good

JUST 1 QUESTION. You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming...
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Few Funny Leave Application Letters: Dont laugh out Loud

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India... Warning: don’t laugh out loud… you’re in office! Yes…… you can smile like that though!!   Comapny X, Bangalore:  An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to...
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All about Indian PMs: How true!!

Jawaharlal Nehru proved that a rich man can become the country’s Prime Minister; Lal Bahadur Shastri proved that a poor man can become the Prime Minister; Indira Gandhi proved that a woman can become the Prime Minister; Morarji Desai proved that an old man can become the Prime Minister; Rajiv...
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"A typical Patel family from Gujarat"..Just for fun..No offence Pls

A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body  was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers...
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"Send this boy to IIM Ahmedabad"...Hilarious.

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students  the teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"  Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade...
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Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Thats why I need a promotion??

People who do lots of work...  make lots of mistakes  People who do less work...  make less mistakes  People who do no work..  make no mistakes  People who make no mistakes...  gets promoted  That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails...
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Bill gates in heaven

Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a smart two-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill Gates settles in his after life. One day he is out walking and he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit. “ That’s really nice!!”....
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Men Vs Women

Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.  4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around. 5. Although they always have one around them,...
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Marriage proposal for Veeru Of RELIANCE.

Jay    : Mausi, ladka Reliance main kaam karta hai.. Mausi      :     Hai ram..(Who is ram!!!!) Jay    :     Aajkal to salary bhi jyada mil rahi hai use.. Mausi      :     To kya salary nahi milti thi.. Jay  ...
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Friday, 12 July 2013

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails

A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2011 & 2012.Because of your kindness:* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.* I stopped going to the movies...
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Team Lead Monologues: Real situation

(When you join the project) "Please don't hesitate to come to me any time for any technical or domain help" (When you go to him  for help) "You can find it out man.... Can't you? Search in the books, and try to find it out yourself." (When you try to fi nd it out yourself )  "You...
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Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Very Very Interesting Facts

Too good.. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward , but our noses and ears never stop growing. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching...
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