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Tax return form has been sent
back My income
tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for
"Number of dependents on you?". I replied
: 65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 2.1
million illegal Immigrants, 9,00,000...
Friday, 23 August 2013
Friday, 2 August 2013
REASONS WHY LIFE WITHOUT GIRLFRIEND IS COOL....
REASONS WHY LIFE WITHOUT GIRLFRIEND IS COOL....
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't...
"True love is all about"- A Nice Story to explain
Krishna, while living in Dwarka with his favourite wife Rukmani, would very Often softly utter to himself, " O Radha… O Radha."
Rukmani felt jealous and asked him why he kept remembering Radha so often. Krishna did not say Anything. He just smiled.
A few days later, Krishna complained of stomach...
Husband Vs Wife: Funny jokes for you
Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called...
It's time to laugh
Time To LAUGH
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People...
Wednesday, 31 July 2013
The famous Sardarji Jokes: A nice collection
why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.
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A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why?
He says mera to Airtel...
Tuesday, 30 July 2013
"Think of someone": good one
Today before you
think of saying an unkind word
- Think of someone who can't
speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food
- Think of
someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or
wife
- Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion.
Today...
Monday, 29 July 2013
Sardarji and Bill Clinton in US
A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.
Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest.
Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
Bill: more...more...more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
Bill: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji:...
"Join the queue" : A nice short story
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession.
A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men...
Gabbar ke Raaj Me IT
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software...
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